Sindhi Jokes Now

Sindhi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
Shop Keeper: 1 Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shop Keeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sindhi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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Sindhi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi:To phir barabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???
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Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Sindhi ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Sindhi:Ghusse se poocha : mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Sindhi ka khoon daud raha hay
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Sindhi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,
kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Sindhi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Sindhi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho…….. ………. ..
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .
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Sindhi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Sindhi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
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Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe
bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
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Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareedi