Sunday, November 30, 2008

One of the best interview

Interviewer : Why are you interested to work in our Company?

Interviewee: Yeah, the reason is pretty simple. I must work in one of
idiotic company, only then I can run my life. It is necessary that I have to work for the stupid who appoints me. Other than that I don’t have any special respect/opinion on your company.

Interviewer: Can you tell me why must I appoint you?
Interviewee: If not I, some fool must be appointed, so why not me.

Interviewer: What are your peculiar talents?
First, I will see how to make fun. I will check what all can be stolen
from the office. By saying this appointment, I will borrow money from several fools. I will try to get a better job than this. Other than this, I don’t have any idea of working hard and sincere and develop your company.

Interviewer: What is your strength?
Interviewee: Once I get a job which pays me even one rupee more than this, immediately I will quit this job. I will not compromise this for anything.

Interviewer: Your weakness?
Interviewee: He,he, Money and Liquors…

Interviewer: What are your achievements in the previous company?
Interviewee: Nothing as such. If anything as that why I come to your
company? I would have exaggerated and earned more salary there itself.

Interviewer: What was your great challenge? How did you overcome that?
Interviewee: By Gods grace only. So far, no boss or manager found me
useless till my third salary.

Interviewer: Why did you quit your last job?
Interviewee: for the same reason for which you conduct this interview.

Interviewer: What do you expect?
Interviewee: Good Salary, 0% work and a few idiots to make fun.